
Your service has been long and notable, Mouth. Yet I note they have taken a toll on your body.
These bands are called the Thorns of Morgoth. They will turn all pain to pleasure when they are worn. All pain, no matter how intense.
I imagine this could be to your advantage during difficult negotiations, or simply bring amusement to the stretch of days. They will show you heights of sensation you can only imagine… be warned, therefore, that you do not let them drive you seek summits from which you cannot survive the fall.
