*fetches the longest fur coat he can find and glues a leaf to his chin in place of a proper beard*
*perches atop ladder and flicks his hair dramatically*
Shall I summon my personal orchestra and woo your secrets from you with music and pretty dresses? Or shall I whisper science in your ear until– *leaf falls off*
…You know, I had something clever on the tip of my tongue but that about covers it, I think.