annatar but if and only if he’s the later-version-of-the-legendarium progression of tevildo. celebrimbor just carrying a siamese everywhere. doesn’t see when he bleps his tongue out at galadriel over his shoulder.
annvildo. tennatar. whathaveyou: *knocks gil-galad’s cup off the table*
sauron, internally: yes the city is mine.
#the AU in which Sauron realises the alternative way to get people to dote on your every whim#involves being a cat #it’s very effective!
Tolkien: Don’t adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to carry on the story.
Tolkien Estate: Don’t any of you dare.
Diamant has been spiffed up with a new coat of paint and is up on AO3 🙂
elf-and-iron
reblogged your post and added:
There had been a lot of wine. The Elvenking had left his court behind, intending a short walk in the cool night air. The breeze toyed with his long cloak, and apropos of nothing he smiled brilliantly at the trees, the mist, the night. Heat rose to his cheeks, and he patted his face with his palms, trying vainly to push it back down.
“Leave it,” the Shadow crooned, flitting between the dark spaces in trees with a barely whisper; “It becomes you.”
It laughed. “You and the trees both turn red when the wind grows chill. Last I saw you it was in the Spring, and you were no more than a green shoot. A little touch of autumn in your cheeks suits you well, elvenking. Very well indeed. How pleased I am, that you have strayed so far from home, where I can see you better.”
sorry I can’t get off unless the porn includes footnotes and a bibliography
some people?? use crossing the helcaraxë?? to cope??
–Melkor, riding a giant spider across the ice to escape his problems
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i bet
you guys
thought
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
But did you find the One Ring, and if so, how much do you want for it?
XD did you still get candy?
A TIMELESS CLASSIC
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