masteroftheseas
replied to your post “*Casually strolls into throne room like it’s some sort of public park,…”

A SLAB OF ELF? MELKOR THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIP. I WOULD NOT WANT A SLAB OF ELF IN MY TIP JAR.

OKAY SORRY WOW, HOW ABOUT A ROLLED JOINT OF ELF? ELF PASTRAMI? ELF TENDERLOIN? how much you gonna fleece me for, jeezelouise

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