not all elves. you’re right annatar would never do this
YES HE WOULD
OH HE WOULD THO
Will we ever know the mastermind behind @gorlim? no. no it’s better this way. they’re a beautiful mystery like @Dril. Maybe we’ve finally found Colbert’s tumblr. Let’s savor this precious Chanukah miracle they’ve given us.
ALSO THAT WAS MY RING. THE RING FOR ME. I DON’T NEED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH MYSELF I’ve a perfectly adequate and healthy amount of self respect that does not at all need augmenting thank you very much.
Now hold on. Let’s not be hasty. You’re about to be a twice-married man, you can’t just leave Celebrimbor at the altar like that. Give the wraith his wring! …Ring! Wraith-ring! LiKe We Discussed!
You know, was Sauon really even in the wrong for using me to destroy Barahir’s group? We’d been assaulting his orcs for years, it’s a perfectly reasonable response from him. He even spared Beren. Completely spared, too, he wasn’t even touched. So what’s the problem there?
Such a nice young man. Reasonable, handsome, good manners. *chef-kiss*
Now hold on. Let’s not be hasty. You’re about to be a twice-married man, you can’t just leave Celebrimbor at the altar like that. Give the wraith his wring! …Ring! Wraith-ring! LiKe We Discussed!
A nice man with a great facial shape gave me these!! I think his name was @misbehavingmaiar !! Im going to propose to celebrimbor with the one on the right because the blue and teal will go so well with his eyes!! Idk why it just makes me think of his eyes. I’ll wear the one on the right I guess. Its a little odd but hey, so is love!!! Im no protestor!!
Wow it fits really nicely actually
>:33333
SIR HELP WHY DOES THE RING HURT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT DO THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT
THIS IS THE PRODUCT WORKING AS INTENDED
NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES
IT’S NOT COMING OFF MY FINGER I NEED TO CUT MY FINGER OFF
DO NOT DO THAT
I won’t
Who is @misbehavingmaiar , really? He clearly has ill intent towards myself and my love.
He’s a splendid man, far more talented than you, and you’d do best to respect him
A nice man with a great facial shape gave me these!! I think his name was @misbehavingmaiar !! Im going to propose to celebrimbor with the one on the right because the blue and teal will go so well with his eyes!! Idk why it just makes me think of his eyes. I’ll wear the one on the right I guess. Its a little odd but hey, so is love!!! Im no protestor!!
Wow it fits really nicely actually
>:33333
SIR HELP WHY DOES THE RING HURT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT DO THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT
THIS IS THE PRODUCT WORKING AS INTENDED
NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES
IT’S NOT COMING OFF MY FINGER I NEED TO CUT MY FINGER OFF
DO NOT DO THAT
I won’t
Oh thank goodness, you had me worried.
Time to go plunk that other ring on your beloved’s finger! What a great day this is turning out to be. I’d like to thank myself, and also, me.
A nice man with a great facial shape gave me these!! I think his name was @misbehavingmaiar !! Im going to propose to celebrimbor with the one on the right because the blue and teal will go so well with his eyes!! Idk why it just makes me think of his eyes. I’ll wear the one on the right I guess. Its a little odd but hey, so is love!!! Im no protestor!!
Wow it fits really nicely actually
>:33333
SIR HELP WHY DOES THE RING HURT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT DO THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT
THIS IS THE PRODUCT WORKING AS INTENDED
NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES
IT’S NOT COMING OFF MY FINGER I NEED TO CUT MY FINGER OFF
MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive 