gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

@misbehavingmaiar why does the ring you gave me hurt so much??am i wearing it wrong is the other one like this is it going to hurt celebrimbor is it not made for wraiths???

My head hurts s so bad i cant even think what is the deal with this ring

THIS IS WHY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM ON AT THE SAME TIME

FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS!

–oh pfft, what am I saying?  Haha, I can just tell you want to do now!  :3  Go put the other one on Celebrimbor and you’ll be together forever! In my service. Like it says in the small print. 

*sprinkles rice on the happy couple* 

I dont want to risk hurting him. What do you mean your service? Like a job? I dont need a job. If you’re asking me to fuck you I cant do that either because my heart belongs to another.

N-no, see, you do what I tell you now because–

*taps One Ring*

Is this working? Are we live? I don’t usually have problems at this stage. 

…..This has never happened before, Um.

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

A nice man with a great facial shape gave me these!! I think his name was @misbehavingmaiar !! Im going to propose to celebrimbor with the one on the right because the blue and teal will go so well with his eyes!! Idk why it just makes me think of his eyes. I’ll wear the one on the right I guess. Its a little odd but hey, so is love!!! Im no protestor!!

Wow it fits really nicely actually

>:33333

SIR HELP WHY DOES THE RING HURT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT DO THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT

THIS IS THE PRODUCT WORKING AS INTENDED

NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES

gorlim:

@misbehavingmaiar why does the ring you gave me hurt so much??am i wearing it wrong is the other one like this is it going to hurt celebrimbor is it not made for wraiths???

My head hurts s so bad i cant even think what is the deal with this ring

THIS IS WHY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUT THEM ON AT THE SAME TIME

–oh pfft, what am I saying?  Haha, I can just tell you want to do now!  :3  Go put the other one on Celebrimbor and you’ll be together forever! In my service. Like it says in the small print. 

*sprinkles rice on the happy couple* 

gorlim:

A nice man with a great facial shape gave me these!! I think his name was @misbehavingmaiar !! Im going to propose to celebrimbor with the one on the right because the blue and teal will go so well with his eyes!! Idk why it just makes me think of his eyes. I’ll wear the one on the right I guess. Its a little odd but hey, so is love!!! Im no protestor!!

Wow it fits really nicely actually

>:33333

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

fiinwe:

gorlim:

Today is so good, I met celebrimbir today and hes so much hotter than i imagined and im going to ask him to marry me. Im a little worried though since I dont actually know him. Any tips??? @fiinwe you proposed twice for two different spouses how do you do it

You don’t need rings if it’s true love—just the feelings in your hearts will do. Celebrimbor doesn’t like rings anyway; too many bad memories. Try buying him a gift!

!!! Rings make it legal! Can the gift be a ring? Why doesnt he like rings? Are his fingers too thick?

Celebrimbor: too thicc for rings, you heard it here first

Have you seen his ass???? Or his thighs???? I dont want to be crude but he is the very model of health

Oh baby you know I have

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gorlim:

fiinwe:

gorlim:

Today is so good, I met celebrimbir today and hes so much hotter than i imagined and im going to ask him to marry me. Im a little worried though since I dont actually know him. Any tips??? @fiinwe you proposed twice for two different spouses how do you do it

You don’t need rings if it’s true love—just the feelings in your hearts will do. Celebrimbor doesn’t like rings anyway; too many bad memories. Try buying him a gift!

!!! Rings make it legal! Can the gift be a ring? Why doesnt he like rings? Are his fingers too thick?

Celebrimbor: too thicc for rings, you heard it here first

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

Can i propose with a ring even if my body is dead??? Can wraiths have rings?

Does anyone know where i can find a ring made especially for human wraiths to use? I might drop a normal ring.

I need a special ring can anyone help me????

Hello yes I can help

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THANK YOU!!! Its for celebrimbor!! Hes a wraith too and we both lost everything and ive been so lonely but ive finally fallen for someone and Im not lonely anymore he has hair thats even softer than eilinels!!! I love him im going to marry him and we can own a cabin together and I we can have fun

BUT i need a ring!! To propose with!! One we can both actually wear which is a bit of a challenge since im just a wraith. I need a ring for wraiths. Can you make any???

You look so kind and familiar are you perhaps related to beren?

Oh my GOODNESS you’re BOTH wraiths?? What an amazing coincidence how on earth did that happen? 

A ring for wraiths you say, hmmmm, a wraith wring, a wraith’s ring, for ring-wearing wraiths– YOu know, I might just have something here in the back of the shop! Lucky, lucky, lucky you, and congratulations on your wonderful wedding yes indeed 

How do you feel about gold? Do you like gold? I love gold. It’s important you put these on at exactly the same time and if you feel any lingering effects of enthrallment, remember: that just means the Romance is working. Really let it settle in there, lean into it. 

–Beren? Who? Oh ho ho, no, gracious, I just have one of those faces. 

We are both wraiths because Sauron killed both of us and we’re both to angry to die!! Im going to get revenge soon, right after I get married.

Gold is perfect!!! Thank you!!! Why do we have to put them on at the same time? Thats not tradition…..what do you mean enthrallment? Like infatuation? I dont need a love spell, he loves me plenty already!!! We just met today and hes already the one for me! Ill never leave him

That’s right darling, never say die! 

I suppose you can put them on one after the other, it’s really just that I don’t want either of you alerting the other one to— you know what, it’s not important. What’s important is that you’re both happy because you’re going to be together forever and ever! You haven’t told him about this have you? Of course you haven’t, it’s a surprise! The best of surprises! Silly me.

…Tell me more about this ‘revenge’ honeymoon you’re going on? Just while I take your measurements. 

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE SO KIND i dont have much money, just two bronze coins, i hope that will be enough

We are going to be so happy!!! Ill wear my ring forever!!!

When will it be ready???

For you? For MY friends? They’re on the house. 

Here we go: two Definitely Not Cursed rings for two beautiful wraiths in love.

Let me know how the exchange goes! Ahahaa, just kidding, I’ll know. 

–In my heart! Because I’m a sensitive, in-tune guy. 

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

Can i propose with a ring even if my body is dead??? Can wraiths have rings?

Does anyone know where i can find a ring made especially for human wraiths to use? I might drop a normal ring.

I need a special ring can anyone help me????

Hello yes I can help

image

THANK YOU!!! Its for celebrimbor!! Hes a wraith too and we both lost everything and ive been so lonely but ive finally fallen for someone and Im not lonely anymore he has hair thats even softer than eilinels!!! I love him im going to marry him and we can own a cabin together and I we can have fun

BUT i need a ring!! To propose with!! One we can both actually wear which is a bit of a challenge since im just a wraith. I need a ring for wraiths. Can you make any???

You look so kind and familiar are you perhaps related to beren?

Oh my GOODNESS you’re BOTH wraiths?? What an amazing coincidence how on earth did that happen? 

A ring for wraiths you say, hmmmm, a wraith wring, a wraith’s ring, for ring-wearing wraiths– YOu know, I might just have something here in the back of the shop! Lucky, lucky, lucky you, and congratulations on your wonderful wedding yes indeed 

How do you feel about gold? Do you like gold? I love gold. It’s important you put these on at exactly the same time and if you feel any lingering effects of enthrallment, remember: that just means the Romance is working. Really let it settle in there, lean into it. 

–Beren? Who? Oh ho ho, no, gracious, I just have one of those faces. 

We are both wraiths because Sauron killed both of us and we’re both to angry to die!! Im going to get revenge soon, right after I get married.

Gold is perfect!!! Thank you!!! Why do we have to put them on at the same time? Thats not tradition…..what do you mean enthrallment? Like infatuation? I dont need a love spell, he loves me plenty already!!! We just met today and hes already the one for me! Ill never leave him

That’s right darling, never say die! 

I suppose you can put them on one after the other, it’s really just that I don’t want either of you alerting the other one to— you know what, it’s not important. What’s important is that you’re both happy because you’re going to be together forever and ever! You haven’t told him about this have you? Of course you haven’t, it’s a surprise! The best of surprises! Silly me.

…Tell me more about this ‘revenge’ honeymoon you’re going on? Just while I take your measurements. 

gorlim:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

Can i propose with a ring even if my body is dead??? Can wraiths have rings?

Does anyone know where i can find a ring made especially for human wraiths to use? I might drop a normal ring.

I need a special ring can anyone help me????

Hello yes I can help

image

THANK YOU!!! Its for celebrimbor!! Hes a wraith too and we both lost everything and ive been so lonely but ive finally fallen for someone and Im not lonely anymore he has hair thats even softer than eilinels!!! I love him im going to marry him and we can own a cabin together and I we can have fun

BUT i need a ring!! To propose with!! One we can both actually wear which is a bit of a challenge since im just a wraith. I need a ring for wraiths. Can you make any???

You look so kind and familiar are you perhaps related to beren?

Oh my GOODNESS you’re BOTH wraiths?? What an amazing coincidence how on earth did that happen? 

A ring for wraiths you say, hmmmm, a wraith wring, a wraith’s ring, for ring-wearing wraiths– YOu know, I might just have something here in the back of the shop! Lucky, lucky, lucky you, and congratulations on your wonderful wedding yes indeed 

How do you feel about gold? Do you like gold? I love gold. It’s important you put these on at exactly the same time and if you feel any lingering effects of enthrallment, remember: that just means the Romance is working. Really let it settle in there, lean into it. 

–Beren? Who? Oh ho ho, no, gracious, I just have one of those faces. 

fidelishaereticus:

misbehavingmaiar:

gorlim:

fiinwe:

cataclysmofstars:

gorlim:

cerulean-shark:

verymaedhros:

IS GORLIM EVER GONNA FIND HIS WIFE??? IS HE GOING TO GIVE UP AND FUCK CELEBRIMBOR INSTEAD? IS HE ALWAYS GOING TO CRYTYPE? 

we dont know

what we DO know is he loves his wife

Gorlim x Celebrimbor is the real OTP, someone draw fanart

fgggg w r AIth

it is 3am over here and i am laughing way too loudly over this

i feel a strong need to write some gorlim x celebrimbor fanfiction

w ddi d he loos e his wifeE e too??

raise your hand if i’ve personally murdered your wife

Fingon: NYANYANYA NOT ME

Fingon plz

I was given your wife’s hand in holy Maitimo-ny.

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BA-DUM TSCHH 

(p.s. stop littering on my mountain) 

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