Eru, thinking the Valar into existence: and one of them will be a nature goddess, and one will be god of the oceans…
Eru’s intrusive thoughts:
and one will be the almighty lord of chaos and darkness because that would be METAL!!!!!Eru: No! Stop it! I didn’t actually mean…to think that! Aaargh!
Melkor: Hey dad!
(special thanks to @atlxntian whose reply to an earlier post gave me the idea)
eru: TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT—
melkor: ^_____^
eru: …..o no he’s cute 8(
