fidelishaereticus:

alia-andreth:

Eru, thinking the Valar into existence: and one of them will be a nature goddess, and one will be god of the oceans…

Eru’s intrusive thoughts: and one will be the almighty lord of chaos and darkness because that would be METAL!!!!!

Eru: No! Stop it! I didn’t actually mean…to think that! Aaargh!

Melkor: Hey dad!

(special thanks to @atlxntian whose reply to an earlier post gave me the idea)

eru: TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT—

melkor: ^_____^

eru: …..o no he’s cute 8(

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