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“Excellent. My services include Bad Advice, Napping, Pest Removal, Loud Purring, Freestyle Acupuncture, and Laundry Decorating. I expect wet food delivered twice daily and access to sink water at all times. I notice you wear a lot of exclusively black clothing; I can help with that. Also if you happen to see a little gold ring lying around, be a dear and give it to kitty, won’t you?”