Tag: But I’m doing it with candyfloss?

misbehavingmaiar:

crocordile:

real talk tho sauron and princess bubblegum would not become friends bc they don’t make friends, but they’d talk for hours and respect each other’s abilities and work even if they disagree on the universal importance of sugar

>:I THIS IS THE TRUEST THING EVER WRITTEN ON TUMBLR

Soon: the Taffy-Orcs of Minas Morgul are the most terrifying and indestructible enemy ever faced in Middle Earth

their only weakness is water and then they just turn the battlefield into impassable fields of candy glue

the elves tried eating them but they could only get through half an orc before they had to go home with tummy aches