Tag: do not make eye contact

ALright so we just got back from the Milker Cookies party with @fidelishaereticus @nonillions @cenobitesquid @thisbackworld and myself and boy howdy it was wild. Please allow me to show you the good work i’ve done this night:

This was only the third or forth most offensive Silmarillion cookie made this evening. Please let that sink in. 

Here is Salgant’s sigil for the House of the Harp. 

 Is it very good? No. 

Am I proud of myself? Also no. 

This one started out as one of those goofy illustrations of the dwarves with pointy red hats, but after careful consideration I am retitling it “The Flight of the Gnomes” and I hope it will be destroyed as soon as humanly possible

Here’s Laurelin, and actually, this one came out okay. I’m okay with this. Also I ate it, so that makes me Ungoliant. 

This is for @crocordile. It’s Melian, but shes got HUGE boobs. I mean some SERIOUS honkers, a real set of badonkers. Some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol’ tonhongerekoogers.