@swilmarillion the trashcan husbands for your consideration, ty!
who hogs the duvet Maedhros in Aman, Fingon in Beleriand
who texts/rings to check
how their day is going BoTh oF
tHeM…theyre mArRiEd..
who’s the most creative
when it comes to gifts this is only
tangentially related but I just recently found out what a ‘big ask’ is and
Fingon would do that.
who gets up first in the
morning Maedhros, in Aman bc
Responsibilities and after bc traumatic Not-sleep
who suggests new things
in bed Probably both of them.
who cries at movies Fingon at movies, Maedhros at real life
who gives unprompted
massages Fingon has a Consent Thing for
all touching, all the time, and I used to hc it was a post-Angband thing but
he’s a soft enough kid to have always done it tbh. Sometimes Maedhros puts his
prosthetic hand on Fingon’s shoulder without actually wearing it, so when
Fingon goes to hold it it’s like that scene from jurassic park, but more
who fusses over the other
when they’re sick Maedhros is the
epitome of an Older Brother and fusses for most things, and refuses to ever be
publicly sick himself after the eagle rescue.
who gets jealous easiest …theyre..in a healthy relationship karen… ..
who has the most
embarrassing taste in music Maedhros
likes Fingon’s singing
who collects something
unusual Maedhros keeps orcs in his
basement. Uh, probably doesn’t throw away Curufin’s hand prototypes. Fingon’s
got a fuckton of barrettes.
who takes the longest to
get ready Maedhros is the vainest
motherfucker circa Aman and it takes time.
Also leans on appearance after his face gets peeled off but in a performative
bedhead way, letting Fingon and his barrettes take the win.
who is the most tidy and organized Maedhros, absolutely, which isn’t a
condemnation of Fingon’s organizational skills but of the fact that Maedhros
fucking labels his tupperware, what the fuck,
who gets most excited
about the holidays they’re both about
even
who is the big
spoon/little spoon I wanna say Fingon
big-spoons, just because ‘jetpacking’ sounds
like a Fingon thing to do.
who gets most competitive
when playing games and/or sports Fingon
is this vine
who starts the most
arguments Depends on the issue. For a
lot of them, Fingon will start the argument proper but the subject will have
Maedhros as an origin, especially during the Unrest.
what couples traditions they have they seem like they’d be cute
about anniversaries
what tv shows they watch
together Fingon makes Maedhros sit
through Man vs Wild and he keeps up a string of ‘please don’t eat that yourself’s the whole time. Maedhros probably likes
fuckgn…Antiques Roadshow.
what other couple they
hang out with Finrod and Amarie I guess.
Aredhel and Celegorm if they’re making bad drunkcisions.
how they spend time
together as a couple tAkInG WaLkS iN tHe
EvEnInGs wHiLe HoLdInG HaNdS
who made the first move Fingon had a schoolboy crush on his graceful
alien-cat cousin that almost no one knew about and Turgon knew too fucking much
about, but then he had one on Olwe’s youngest son and Elemmire also, so w/e. When
he’s old enough to be forced into court they come into each other’s orbit
again, and become friends. The Truth About Maedhros being a dingus who gets
concussions off low doorways comes out, it is much more endearing than Fingon’s
memory of him, and he kisses him. Maedhros, having been pining for months, is relieved.
who brings flowers home both of them they’rE MaRrIeD
who is the best cook Maedhros gives it the old college try and Fingon
Can Grill.
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