Tag: Shameless Misbehaving

avengingthrones replied to your post: Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless …

Well, Sauron clearly likes his chest hair strokes (and other people’s fics have given me the impression his nipples are really erogenous).

But, lets see…

Sauron: neck, navel, thighs?
Melkor: Ears, hands, feet?

I don’t know.

Much, much warmer…

~ah. A-almost–

// Melkor: ears, especially when linguistics are being whispered in them, shoulder thorns and nipples. Sauron: stomach, thighs and shoulders

Sh-shut up! Language is stupid! Ihateschool

Ooh– madam IS a quick learner! Well acquainted with the preferences of smiths, I see. 

//Thauron: knee, bellybutton, sole of the foot. Morgoth: neck, palm of the hand, wrist

My knee! Ah, bless you Lefthander… No, no… those are all fine and tender places for a wayward kiss, but not satisfactory in themselves. 

Wrist… I like that. It sounds both soothing and vulnerable. How dramatic! Sadly, not what I had in mind… 

badmadwolf replied to your post: Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless …

WOW MY BIRTHDAY CAME EARLY (in a manner of speaking)
Sauron – belly (*pets*), throat, and maybe ears; Melkor – lips, palms/fingertips, and… can’t think of a third one ;w;

Ah! You are very correct in thinking I enjoy being stroked from chest to navel; few feelings are more luxurious! However, while it is certainly a sensual experience, it is not primarily an arousing one…. *cough* though it certainly doesn’t hurt. 

You’re welcome to kiss my palms and fingers any time, little one. It will certainly make me blush, but it will take more to leave me breathless. 

Ah, Sunday….Time for some shameless fanservice!

For points (and gratuitous drawings), guess the top three erogenous areas for both muses! For the purpose of this meme, each muse has three secret spots that make them go weak-kneed and hot under the collar when touched, genitals NOT included. 

 😉 Winners will be rewarded with a sketch of the sensitive bits being… utilized in some way. First person to guess all six sensitive Dark Lord bits correctly will win a sexy prize!  u3u`

(( All posts will be tagged #HotSpotMeme for blacklisting purposes )) 

I think I mostly ship you with your master because I like imagining you being dominated. And I can’t exactly imagine you letting anyone else do so?

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Ah, that is not necessarily true! It is only a matter of trust and skill, (though greater size is occasionally of some benefit… as Gothmog may attest); I only need ascertain that my partner is at least as capable and experienced in the matter as I am… if not, well! Let us say it is simply easier, and more pleasurable, if I take the reigns. 

There are unnumbered roads to ecstasy and I have taken many of them, with any number of companions. However, it is true that under any given circumstance, I would prefer the touch, the chain, the claw, the caress, or the commandment, of my Master.

 He is unambiguous about his desires, uninhibited in his expression. It is an unparalleled feeling, to be coveted by one so greedy, to know that only obedience is required to have every need fulfilled. Bliss is to trust completely in another’s control.

That trust goes beyond the flesh. His form as you see it is beautiful enough, but for one such as I, seeing him, feeling his natural and unclad spirit, being subsumed in the sea of his being is… beyond description.  

(You must never forget that an unclad state, I am the smaller in the pair! For he is the Mighty Arising, as his name promises.)

In any case, stranger, I am pleased to know I am the subject of your voyeuristic fantasies. Ha! That is a road I too have taken, in both directions. 

any thoughts on elf sexuality?

kyraneko:

animatedamerican:

cptsdcarlosdevil:

ONLY ALL OF THEM

The interested reader should consult What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex, the most extensive guide to elf sexuality I’m aware of. Also, be aware that I haven’t read Silm and anything in here contradicted by Silm is a result of ignorance.

The bits I find interesting are that (1) elf marriage is defined as being sex— the party is considered a good idea, but strictly optional, (2) elves don’t commit adultery and (3) elves can apparently tell from the way someone moves whether they’re wed or unwed. Now, this may just be that elves are Good Catholics, but are you kidding, there is an opportunity for my favorite tropes. I propose: elf hypermonogamy!

(I actually totally thought elf hypermonogamy was canon until I was researching my answer for this ask. GODDAMMIT TOLKIEN.)

Elves are universally demisexual: they literally do not experience sexual attraction to people they aren’t in romantic love with. Elves are only capable of being in love with one person at once. It takes them a long time to get over love; it’s quite common for a rejected elf to never fall in love again, and most of those who do go centuries before they do.

So, how does that affect my favorite ships?

I feel like Legolas/Gimli is super-more-awesome if Legolas was literally never sexually attracted to anyone before Gimli and has no idea what this emotion is. So he is all like OH GOD THIS DWARF IS SO ANNOYING 😡 😡 😡 I JUST WANT TO THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME. BECAUSE HE’S ANNOYING. I WONDER WHAT HIS HAIR FEELS LIKE. And eventually this gets to the point where even Mr. They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard starts wondering if something’s up.

and then at Lothlorien he seeks the advice of Galadriel and Galadriel is like “Legolas, you’re in love” and Legolas is like “???!???!!!!!!”

and Galadriel thinks to herself “JESUS CHRIST, Legolas, Luthien and Arwen are one thing, human boys are sort of cute, but DID YOU REALLY JUST FALL FOR, OF ALL PEOPLE, A FUCKING DWARF”

(and then he does the hair thing and she’s like “well, at least he has good taste”)

and then he ends up having sex with Gimli. Now, dwarves totally have a culture of warrior homosexuality. (Also: everything homosexuality????) So Gimli is all like “ah, yes, manly men blowing off some steam in a manly way after battle, this surely does not mean Feelings” and Legolas is like “:( 😦 😦 I will go stare at a river and write love poetry in Quenya more beautiful than the hearts of Men can bear” but he totally doesn’t let Gimli know because he doesn’t want to Pressure Gimli Into A Relationship and also because he will Take What He Can Get

and then at some point Aragorn is sadly singing to himself about Luthien as is his third-favorite hobby (behind beard growth and still not being king) and Gimli is like “why the hell would she give up her immortality anyway, dude, it’s fucking immortality? why can’t she marry an elf instead” and with one thing and another Aragorn ended up telling him about the Elvish Facts of Life

and then Gimli storms up to Legolas and is like YOU KNOW USUALLY I LIKE TO BE INFORMED WHEN I’M MARRIED TO PEOPLE

and Legolas is like “…I’m… married to you but you’re not married to me?”

and Gimli is like I DON’T KNOW WHAT NANCY SHIT YOU PONCY MOTHERFUCKERS GET UP TO BUT AMONG DWARVES MARRIAGE IS USUALLY CONSIDERED A TRANSITIVE PROPERTY

and Legolas was like “I am sorry, I understand if you will never speak to me again” and he is mentally drafting, like, the world’s saddest poem, like, it will win the Saddest Poem contest Elrond holds every year

and Gimli is like YOU FUCKING MORON OF COURSE I WANT TO BE MARRIED TO YOU HOW ELSE CAN I GET TO SHOW YOU ALL THE PRETTY CAVES

and Legolas is like “oh. Oh!”

and then he ends up smuggling his boyfriend into Valinor, I assume by just sort of shoving him into the luggage. “Dwarf? What dwarf? I don’t have a dwarf. What, no, my bag isn’t wriggling, you’re seeing things. Gosh, there are weird sounds on the sea, that one sounded almost like the word ‘fuck’.”

also I feel like this whole thing makes Elrond and Arwen infinitely more amusing

Elrond: NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MARRY ARAGORN
Arwen: GRANDMA DID
Elrond: AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT HER
Arwen: I DON’T CARE I LOVE HIM
Elrond: THERE ARE LOTS OF NICE BOYS IN VALINOR, I’M SURE YOU’LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE
Arwen: NO I WON’T
Elrond: …fuck. You’re right.
Arwen: (looks smug)
Elrond: you know Elros really had the right idea, immortality is awesome but at least HUMANS HAVE THE CONCEPT OF SERIAL MONOGAMY

I can’t decide whether or not this is improved by combining it with Gimli Is A Lady headcanon, because cross-cultural gender presentation and mutual difficulty reading thereof.

Damn, that whole analysis is excellent. Demisexual elves, fuck yes.

I feel like this is a TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME RESPONSE to L.A.C.E. and a really interesting way to navigate canon in a way that bypasses the All Elves Are Good Catholics thing– or rather, takes that idea and runs with it, making demisexuality biologically typical for elves, hence using a slightly squicky or at the very least heavily biased aspect of canon to produce an interesting world-building mechanic.

A++ 

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