M-madam! Are you in truth asking me to compare the ass of my father to the Huntsman whose rear half is a horse?
No. No, I shall not tread down that path.
As for Mandos and Irmo— Mandos has none, and Irmo is largely incorporeal, thereby disqualifying himself.
I hold none of their asses in esteem, but I feel that it would be somehow unfilial if I did not vouch for Aulë’s… He made mine, after all.
