Orome or Aule? Mandos or Irmo?

M-madam! Are you in truth asking me to compare the ass of my father to the Huntsman whose rear half is a horse? 

No. No, I shall not tread down that path. 

As for Mandos and Irmo— Mandos has none, and Irmo is largely incorporeal, thereby disqualifying himself. 

I hold none of their asses in esteem, but I feel that it would be somehow unfilial if I did not vouch for Aulë’s… He made mine, after all. 

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