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Dear Buttmunch ( Sauron/Annatar ), in your previous reply was the attitude necessary? How hard could it be to not be an awful hunk of muscular beauty? You could have been SWOL and chilled with little Tyelperinquar and me! Do your rippling muscles prevent you from feeling regret? -Aduial, ‘Lord’ of Good Decisions and Hypocrisy

Yes
Very
I did! We had several hundred years of hanging out before my inevitable betrayal and murder spree.
I use my glistening muscles to deflect negative emotions like “shame” and “remorse”, that’s why they’re so developed.

Dear Annat– Sauron, could you maYBE not storm Eregion? That’d be great.

Be gentle with Addy, he is smol and thin and is in need of a balanced diet. I’m putting my trust in you Thu.

:’D he’ll do his best. (He’s a good cook!) ((Nothing could go wrong!!))

Hi I’m Wesley, and welcome to Dark Lord Hell.

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I play as both Sauron and Melkor, because I’m an adult and this is my blog and I do what I want.
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1) The first rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon
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5) Dwarves are not angry Scotsmen, they are badass Jewish engineers and Tolkien said so. COME. AT. ME.
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