Tag: strexosaurus

Of course, of course! I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of your acquaintance, but all are welcome to receive my perilous devices.

For you, I have no ring or pendant, but something that will grant you power over all men living: I call it The Knifegun. It’s a knife, and a gun. 

There’s no enchantment, but if you use it to impress your date or to stab someone annoying, it is a felony, and you will be escorted out of the restaurant. So. 

Your call.