YOU’VE CONFUSED HIM – MisbehavingMaiar: Tumblr Archive

I heard that Thangorodrim is Melkor’s way of compensating for small genitals!

Why should I need to compensate for their smallness? How ridiculous would they look if they dangled and flopped about like a pair of rabbit ears?

Pray tell, WHICH creature praises labia so long and cumbersome? ….Or were you referring to one of my other sexes?

Hi I’m Wesley, and welcome to Dark Lord Hell.

Among other things, this is an Ask Blog and roleplay blog!
I play as both Sauron and Melkor, because I’m an adult and this is my blog and I do what I want.
I’ve been running this mess since 2013, so there is a substantial backlog of headcanons and meta for those who are interested!

HOUSE RULES:

1) The first rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon
2) The second rule of Fight Club is we do not talk about Blond Twink Mairon
3) Fair means ‘hot’ not ‘white’.
4) My muse calls himself Sauron or Thû, NOT Mairon (except when he is working for Aulë).
5) Dwarves are not angry Scotsmen, they are badass Jewish engineers and Tolkien said so. COME. AT. ME.
6) Don’t assume I hate any characters in the Silmarillion because I do not hate any characters in the Silmarillion. Thank you.

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