“I do believe that anvil of yours is not the only thing that is tiny about you.” elroskingofnumenor: misbehavingmaiar: SNNNGhhhhheehehehehee that’s a rude joke! You’re so funny! Who knew you were so funny!!! I can’t believe we weren’t friends. Do you want some tea? “…do you have any biscuits?” ……. With sobriety comes the distressing realization that I have asked the heir of my enemies out to tea. But I do hate to seem inhospitable. Tea and biscuits it is, then.
poppybrownlock replied to your post “poppybrownlock replied to your post “so Sauron… do they have to be…” Is this why you are so fond of -me- then? Because my bottom is rounder than most? I ….. *cough* I am fond of you for many reasons my dear! My interest in you is in no way confined to your very pleasant, and indeed, very round, rear-end.
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