“I do believe that anvil of yours is not the only thing that is tiny about you.”

elroskingofnumenor:

misbehavingmaiar:

SNNNGhhhhheehehehehee that’s a rude joke! 

You’re so funny! Who knew you were so funny!!! I can’t believe we weren’t friends. Do you want some tea? 

“…do you have any biscuits?”

……. With sobriety comes the distressing realization that I have asked the heir of my enemies out to tea. 

But I do hate to seem inhospitable. 

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Tea and biscuits it is, then. 

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