SNNNGhhhhheehehehehee that’s a rude joke!
You’re so funny! Who knew you were so funny!!! I can’t believe we weren’t friends. Do you want some tea?
“…do you have any biscuits?”
……. With sobriety comes the distressing realization that I have asked the heir of my enemies out to tea.
But I do hate to seem inhospitable.

Tea and biscuits it is, then.

