The terrible Three

irmomasterofvisions:

irmomasterofvisions:

Hello everyone!

Since I am currently, as people threading with me will have undoubtly noticed, a bit low on Irmo-muse fuel,

I am today and now launching a trio of Angband muses!

A balrog with confidence issues! I happy-go-lucky knuckleheaded troll and an ice wyrm with a foul mood. 

Go and say hello 🙂

And another reblog for the later crowd.

Come plot/grab the starters o.o

An interesting trio of muses! 

The terrible Three

Is there anyone you wished you could have tried to seduce but didn’t have the time/circumstances weren’t right?

*chuckle*

Well certainly! Who among us has conquered all the fanciful loves our dreams can conjure? I have found that oftentimes a dream un-realized makes reality all the sweeter; regrets bring into focus the many delights we do seize for ourselves, though it makes our restless hours more bitter. 

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Salgant or Maeglin?

A false dichotomy! Why choose one when I can have both?

It is no boast to stay I’ve stamina enough to indulge the pair of them twice over, and it takes at least two elves to sate my appetites.  

More than that, I benefit from their own coupling, allowing me time to recuperate while enjoying a delectable view besides! They make a very handsome couple, you know; my bed and I are very lucky. 

Ah… the details I could divulge! But alas, the hour of midnight approaches, and the time of chronicling my carnal affairs draws to a close.

Orome or Aule? Mandos or Irmo?

M-madam! Are you in truth asking me to compare the ass of my father to the Huntsman whose rear half is a horse? 

No. No, I shall not tread down that path. 

As for Mandos and Irmo— Mandos has none, and Irmo is largely incorporeal, thereby disqualifying himself. 

I hold none of their asses in esteem, but I feel that it would be somehow unfilial if I did not vouch for Aulë’s… He made mine, after all. 

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Is this why you are so fond of -me- then? Because my bottom is rounder than most?

I ….. *cough* I am fond of you for many reasons my dear! My interest in you is in no way confined to your very pleasant, and indeed, very round, rear-end. 

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